> I went out for a fancy dinner with my wife for our 25th wedding anniversary. Receipt. No. You cannot afford.

#1 2025-12-03 04:07:16

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#2 2025-12-03 04:15:32

The least tasty cut of beef smothered in sauce. Great.

facepalm

#3 2025-12-03 04:17:48

Hope you left a nice tip for Frannie??

#4 2025-12-03 04:19:23

"Frannie" is a Trannie.

lalala

#5 2025-12-03 04:25:21

SOMEBODY sure decided that they needed to impress SOMEBODY, and do it IMMEDIATELY.

I wonder who needed to be impressed so quickly, and with such short notice? shots

#6 2025-12-03 04:29:17

How Lux

#7 2025-12-03 04:29:49

I can afford. I had a dinner like that this year, before a concert.

#8 2025-12-03 04:30:33

Describe the Corn Brulee and the Faggy-Tini please.

#9 2025-12-03 04:45:44

Samples_Boi wrote:
The least tasty cut of beef smothered in sauce. Great.

Au poive is delicious!

#10 2025-12-03 04:46:18

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Hope you left a nice tip for Frannie??

$60.

#11 2025-12-03 04:47:26

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Not a vegetable in sight

I had a salad. My wife wanted asparagus for an app. I wanted Brussels sprouts. So we had crab cakes instead.

#12 2025-12-03 04:47:57

Sockpuppet wrote:
I had a salad. My wife wanted asparagus for an app. I wanted Brussels sprouts. So we had crab cakes instead.

lol

Describe the Corn Brulee and the Faggy-Tini please.

#13 2025-12-03 04:48:10

Tom Leykis wrote:
SOMEBODY sure decided that they needed to impress SOMEBODY, and do it IMMEDIATELY.

I wonder who needed to be impressed so quickly, and with such short notice?

Short notice? This is 25 years in the making and four weeks late.

#14 2025-12-03 04:52:31

SamplesBoi wrote:
Describe the Corn Brulee and the Faggy-Tini please.

The corn brulee we didn’t get through. Too full. It was corn that was bruleed. The corn was mixed with finely diced onions and peppers. Spicy though a bit sweet. The homotron cocktail was gin, ginger liqueur, fig syrup, lime juice, and honey water. Not remotely close to a martini.

#15 2025-12-03 04:53:47

SamplesBoi wrote:

Describe the Corn Brulee and the Faggy-Tini please.

Compromise, man. That’s why we made it 25 years. lol

#16 2025-12-03 04:54:50

SamplesBoi wrote:

Describe the Corn Brulee and the Faggy-Tini please.

GRE
corn brulee sounds tasty

#17 2025-12-03 05:02:02

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GRE
corn brulee sounds tasty

See above.

#18 2025-12-03 05:08:07

So true, I can't afford sadwave

It's why I haven't had a girlfriend in forever and don't go on dates sad

#19 2025-12-03 07:45:09

Congratulations to the Spankies!
wine

Well done guys

#20 2025-12-03 09:11:11

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Congratulations to the Spankies!

Well done guys

Thank you!

#21 2025-12-03 10:01:59

I couldn't eat that much in a week.

Illinois sales tax rate needs to be increased to 50%.

#22 2025-12-03 11:48:29

Post a pic of Frannie! Or was she 60?

#23 2025-12-03 13:05:41

'Au Poive'? Is that anything like 'Au Poivre'? For fuq's sake.

cletus
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Ah kin partikulerly rekumend are Stake Tarbrush

#24 2025-12-03 13:46:50

Congratulations to you both!

I tried posting an emoticon for anniversary but all I got was anna
anna

#25 2025-12-03 14:54:07

Congrats! I'm truly envious of having a wife for 25 years.

> I went out for a fancy dinner with my wife for our 25th wedding anniversary. Receipt. No. You cannot afford.

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