> Can you bag? Will you bag? Do you bag? Did you bag?

Sockpuppet wrote:

Why you bag?

Take a break. It's all you post about all day.

baggers gonna
bag

wrote:

Ode to the Baggie Bagger

There once was a baggie bagger bagging with care,
Baggie by baggie, with practiced flair.
He bagged up the baggies in neat little stacks,
Light items on top, heavy goods in the back.

He whispered to bread, “You’re safe here, my precious,”
While cans stood at attention, aligned to the end.
Eggs rode first class, no pressure, no squeeze,
While frozen foods chilled with professional ease.

The baggie bagger paused, surveyed his art,
A ballet of groceries, each playing its part.
One final knot tied with a confident tug—
A baggie well-bagged is a service, not smug.

So salute the baggie bagger, bagging each day,
In the quiet checkout theater, humble yet fey.
For behind every haul carried out with a grin
Is a baggie bagger bagging…

wrote:

Take a break. It's all you post about all day.

Day, after day, after day.   Then, you get ANGY  when someone questions your brain.

I bag for SATAN!

Always Be Baggin!