> Did anyone else get this email from Spanky?

FROM THE DESK OF KING SPANKY, SUPREME ADMINISTRATOR
DATE: May 13, 2026
SUBJECT: IMMEDIATE POLICY UPDATE (OBEY)

Listen up, because I’m only going to say this once, and I’m speaking directly to you.
As you know, I am the founder, director, and supreme leader of Camp Idiot.
Recently, I realized that my title—"Administrator"—is far too pedestrian for a man of my genius and authority.
Therefore, effective immediately, I am implementing a new mandatory camp policy: Everyone, including you, must refer to me exclusively as "King."
Not "Spanky." Not "Mr. Administrator." Not "Hey You." It is KING.
Anyone who fails to use the proper title—King—when referring to me, talking to me, or writing me notes, will be immediately and permanently BANNED from Camp Idiot.
I am watching.
Consider this your one and only warning.
Call me King. Every. Single. Time.

With supreme authority,
King Spanky