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Phillip_McCavity
#1 2026-06-01 19:02:17

McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Serve better food!

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/mcdonal … ategy.html [Highly Credible Source (Liberal)]

To become diners' first option, McDonald's plans to focus on menu innovation that elevates taste and quality, like improvements to its McCrispy chicken line. For years, the chain has sought to improve and expand its chicken offerings as rivals like Chick-fil-A stole its customers. Plus, Americans have been eating more chicken than beef for the last 16 years, due to health concerns tied to red meat consumption and higher beef prices, according to U.S. Department of Agriculture data.

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#2 2026-06-01 19:26:11

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

driveby

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#3 2026-06-01 19:30:47

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

I would have gone with strippers.

whitetrash

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Spanky
#4 2026-06-01 21:43:13

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Americans can't afford beef anymore.

NOT MY PROBLEM!
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trump

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#5 2026-06-01 21:49:07

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Except chicken prepared the fast food way is full of salt and as much fat as beef.

It's healthier if you boil the fat out of it.

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#6 2026-06-01 22:00:44

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

What MCDonalds needs to offer: Ramen.

Cheap, plentiful, variety of flavors and options. Did I mention cheap?

First up McRib bowl: Spicy ramen with a BBQ chili sauce and a side of tasty noodles.

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#7 2026-06-01 22:11:36

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wrote:

What MCDonalds needs to offer: Ramen.

Cheap, plentiful, variety of flavors and options. Did I mention cheap?

First up McRib bowl: Spicy ramen with a BBQ chili sauce and a side of tasty noodles.

Strippers was definitely my first choice.   That said the Ramen thingy is a much better idea.


rockon

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#8 2026-06-01 22:28:42

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Forced handjobs?
bean

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#9 2026-06-01 23:40:11

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Selling good food for a fair price not on the list.

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#10 2026-06-01 23:53:13

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Lets copy Chikfila!
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bankster

Thats innovative!
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libduet

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Hell_Is_Like_Newark
#11 Yesterday 00:39:54

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Bring back using beef tallow to make the fries.

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Tom Leykis
#12 Yesterday 00:43:22

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

Hell_Is_Like_Newark wrote:

Bring back using beef tallow to make the fries.

thumbup

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Samples_Boi
#13 Yesterday 01:53:25

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

The only way to get even mediocre discounts is through the app.

Recently my credit card expired and I went to replace the card in the app.

Turns out they have a bug on android where the "modify card" page just hangs.

Turns out this bug has been going on for a year.

facepalm

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SamplesBoi
#14 Yesterday 01:57:42

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

wrote:

Strippers was definitely my first choice.   That said the Ramen thingy is a much better idea.


rockon

Crazy, but I was thinking the same thing.

dancingchick

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#15 Yesterday 04:18:44

Re: McDonald's suggests an innovative way to attract more customers

McDonalds don’t sell food do they?
Serious question.

I thought it was just novelty protein.

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Heekee
#16 Yesterday 11:01:26

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wrote:

Except chicken prepared the fast food way is full of salt and as much fat as beef.

It's healthier if you boil the fat out of it.

fat is good for you, fat is fuel nono

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