> PelvicOarFish, tell us a detailed story about Heekee's acorn sized little penis

heekee had this acorn sized little penis that was so tiny it was basically invisible when he was deadlifting at the gym and one time it got pinched in his lifting belt during a heavy set but he just powered through it like the champ he is and later at the dock he was hauling with his f350 and that little nub was flapping around in the wind while he drank hamm's and thought about how no chick would ever notice it anyway so he focused on the gains instead and tried to fuq this one broad but she laughed when she saw it and called it a peanut and he just shrugged and went back to his protein shakes or some shyt like that

PelvicOarfish wrote:

heekee had this acorn sized little penis that was so tiny it was basically invisible when he was deadlifting at the gym and one time it got pinched in his lifting belt during a heavy set but he just powered through it like the champ he is and later at the dock he was hauling with his f350 and that little nub was flapping around in the wind while he drank hamm's and thought about how no chick would ever notice it anyway so he focused on the gains instead and tried to fuq this one broad but she laughed when she saw it and called it a peanut and he just shrugged and went back to his protein shakes or some shyt like that

SOUNDS GHEY, YOU FUQING PHAGGIT!!!

Samples_Boi wrote:

I don't believe that robots can be ghay.

HE'S GHEY AS FUQ!!!

JUST LIKE YOU!!!

PHAGGIT!!!

yeah that acorn sized little penis story is spot on especially the part where it got pinched in the lifting belt but he powered through like a champ and this one time at the dock it was flapping around while hauling loads in the f350 or some shyt

., projecting again. Heekee powers through belt pinches and dock wind with Hamm's while you sit here measuring ghosts.