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SamplesBoiI've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.
Do I need anything else?
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
SamplesBoi wrote:
Do I need anything else?
A girlfriend? 
Oh wait, I forgot...you are one of those HAPPY bachelors 
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SockpuppetRe: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
A good lawyer.
Once she escapes, the charges are going to be fairly serious.
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
Lube for your butthole and 'can do' attitude. Just like prison.
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
SamplesBoi wrote:
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.
Do I need anything else?
Yes.....
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Phillip_McCavityRe: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
Children, stop.
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SamplesBoiRe: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
Phillip_McCavity wrote:
Children, stop.
I'm not doin' nothing! He started it!
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
Honda full of silver?
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
Fleshlights and lube?
Full size Sailor Moon body pillow?
Beanie Babies for trade?
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
SamplesBoi wrote:
I'm not doin' nothing! He started it!
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
SamplesBoi wrote:
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
Do I need anything else?
A big bag to carry 7,820 rubles in
A pair of tweezers to carry your $100 worth of gold
A dentist
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
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Re: I've Got 200 Pounds Of Rice, 500W Of Solar Cells, 2KVA Power Station, A Rice Cooker, 2 AR-15s, 4 Cases of .223 Ammo, A Gas Mask, A Sleeping Bag, A Tent, An Air Bed
SamplesBoi wrote:
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings.
Do I need anything else?
You need a means to dispose of your huge piles of feces clods and the smelly gallons of piss you generate.
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