> Should we nuke Tehran?

#1 2026-08-01 13:46:01

I mean just get it over with?

#2 2026-08-01 14:21:55

fuqyeah

#3 2026-08-01 14:22:27

Anchovy_P_Imbalances wrote:I mean just get it over with?
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#4 2026-08-01 14:24:50

Load up all of our bombers with crates of machine guns or StarLink phones and parachute them into Tehran.   The Persians can take care of the IRGC themselves or call in airstrikes.

#5 2026-08-01 14:26:09

Anchovy_P_Imbalances wrote:I mean just get it over with?
WE SHOULD LAUNCH ATOMIC DILDOS UP YOUR PHAGGIT ARSE!!!

QUNT!!!

#6 2026-08-01 15:32:21

nuke2

#7 2026-08-01 16:37:48

nuke2

#8 2026-08-01 17:07:05

Maybe NUKE the military bases fuqing with the strait, and drop machine guns to the average Iranian citizen.  

#9 2026-08-01 17:25:59

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#10 2026-08-01 17:46:06

No, we should nuke Israel.

#11 2026-08-01 18:18:39

 wrote:No, we should nuke Israel.

#12 2026-08-01 18:46:05

 wrote:No, we should nuke Israel.
Both!!!

#13 2026-08-01 19:24:51

 wrote:No, we should nuke Israel.

#14 2026-08-01 19:25:11

Anchovy_P_Imbalances wrote:I mean just get it over with?
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#15 2026-08-01 20:37:53

 wrote:No, we should nuke Israel.
Cry all out little man. Thanks you Donald Dump Israel is our best and only ally. 


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#16 2026-08-01 21:36:53

I am okay with it just as long as it results in a massive retaliatory strike against the US by all the other nuclear powers.

#17 2026-08-01 23:38:26

 wrote:Load up all of our bombers with crates of machine guns or StarLink phones and parachute them into Tehran.   The Persians can take care of the IRGC themselves or call in airstrikes.
We should have knocked out all their TV, radio, and cell and replaced it with drones that provide the same services on the same frequencies, but with our content (in Farsi) and unlimited uncensored Wi-Fi and cell service.

#18 2026-08-01 23:40:26

Spanky wrote:I am okay with it just as long as it results in a massive retaliatory strike against the US by all the other nuclear powers.
Which would result in a nuclear strike in the other direction by our subs at a minimum, and that's 720 half megaton warheads.  Every major city on Earth would be gone.  One of those warheads can take out almost any major city.

It would never happen.  They will send a strongly worded letter instead.

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&am … &zm=11

#19 2026-08-02 00:30:34

Yeah sure. Go for it.  You think the world hates us now. 

#20 2026-08-02 02:13:21

We should posthumously impeach Jimmy Carter for not nuking Tehran in 1979.

#21 2026-08-02 02:20:49

 wrote:Cry all out little man. Thanks you Donald Dump Israel is our best and only ally. 

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#22 2026-08-02 02:55:00

 wrote:Yeah sure. Go for it.  You think the world hates us now. 

Only idiots of 'the world'. They can protest by concentrating themselves in Tehran for the nuke drop.

#23 2026-08-02 05:24:20

 wrote:No, we should nuke Israel.
If they wanted to increase recruitment numbers they'd declare war on those slimy fuqs in Israel. Nobody likes them except for weirdos in a death cult.

#24 2026-08-02 07:58:54

SamplesBoi wrote:Which would result in a nuclear strike in the other direction by our subs at a minimum, and that's 720 half megaton warheads.  Every major city on Earth would be gone.  One of those warheads can take out almost any major city.

It would never happen.  They will send a strongly worded letter instead.

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&am … &zm=11
Sure. Sounds fine. 

The best thing that could happen to the future would be the end of the US.

#25 2026-08-02 08:55:24

Sockpuppet wrote:Sure. Sounds fine. 

The best thing that could happen to the future would be the end of the US.
wow - that's very edgy 

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