> I learned that I wasn't suited to be a COP when I was 22.

I'm the night auditor at a Ramada Inn. The hotel hired the local police as late night security.  A drunk as fuq, short bald, fat, loud mouth walks in the door and immediately starts causing trouble.  The on duty security/cop kinda looked like Thor with shorter hair.

I call security because of the disruption, who immediately responded.   They have a 3 minute standoff while while the drunk, short, bald,  fat guy is throwing the nastiest insults at the cop.  I'm sitting there thinking that I sure as fuq wouldn't put up with that shyt.

But - it quickly came to an end and the asshole left.  The cop didn't have any paperwork to do.