> This board doesn’t have enough CONTENT!

Sockpuppet wrote:

We need MORE CONTENT!!!

We need more stories from Tom!
And recipes
And pool pics
And Temu purchases!

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^see - plenty of good content. Thanks Tom!

GO ASS FUQJ YOUR MOTHERS UNCLE!!!

Of the last 10 times I offered up something other than the normal bullshyt here, I got a collective fuq you from the people here.

I would have preferred 0 views.

I got Tom insults. I got spanky accusations. I got nothing but insults. I got attacks. Indifference would have at least left the door open.

Nah, you people get nothing decent, civil, or original from me.

It's 430 am here. I am going grab a cup of coffee. Then a bowl of cheerios. Then, I will open the garage and hop on my ekectric bike to go 1/3rd of a mile to my town's central park.
I will walk around the loop at least 9 times. I will say good morning to like 10 other people or maybe politely chat with one or 2.

You people can stay here and accuse eachother of being someone else. You people can figure out how to beat the content filters. You people can sit here and try to come up with new insults for nothing. You people can discuss news. You people can argue back and forth which party is worse.

Good luck! Have a great day,

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You cruise the park so early? Do you find a lot of guys there? Are you a fag?

I arrive there at about 6 am just after first light. Before the sun comes up and brings the 100 degree heat.
But, thanks for the gay accusations.

Spanky censors good content, and then complains about the lack of content.

Walk is done. 1.5 miles plus 1 extra lap for cooldown.  Bike plugged into charger. Black and white stray kitten is fully petted.

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Time to clean the lube out of your ass!

Congratulations! This is your 3rd reply directly to me in this thread.
You are officially a stalker.
I even went out of my way to post without replying to you so you wouldnt reply to me.
So, you went out of your way to stalk me to reply to me.

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Spanky censors good content, and then complains about the lack of content.

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modfilth ruin everything

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Spanky censors good content, and then complains about the lack of content.

I always choose my targets carefully, and today was no different. A new housing development had just opened up on the south side of town, and I was eager to leave my mark. I entered the sales office, and the hostess eyed me with a friendly smile. Little did she know that within seconds I would be shytting my guts out into an nconnected toilet on the second floor of the "Wilmington" model. 2593 square feet. Very nice.

I swung open the front door, and bounded up the stairs. Spotting the bathroom, I entered and stood before the toilet. I lifted the lid, and
immediately saw the sign. "Toilet inoperable. Please use restroom downstairs." With a chuckle, stomped through the cardboard, and tore away
the remaining scraps. I spun around and sat down.
Have you ever noticed that model homes never have internal doors? Really. Next time you visit a model home, try to find the doors. There aren't any! This fact definately comes into play when you are naked from the waist down, grunting and groaning like mad over a dry porcelin bowl.

But I digress...

So there I was, sitting on the pot, letting my feces spill out like chocolate ice cream from a soft serve machine. Just as I leaned back and let out a long satisfied sigh, I heard the front door open. Two sets of footsteps, and...a child's voice. My ass puckered and immediately sliced off a rope of turd mid-poop. I looked between my thighs to survey my handiwork.
A messy set of brown coils topped off with a nice peak reaching halfway to the rim of the toilet. I stood up, and wiped my ass with the corner of the ivory colored curtains hanging from the window. I paused for a moment in reflection. Should I leave the lid up...or
down? I finally decided on 'up' just as I heard a creak at the bottom of the stairs. Passing each other on the way down, I gave the woman a knowing smile, realising full well that she would discover the masterpiece that I had prepared for her. Sometimes, I wish that I could see their faces at just that moment. That moment of rapture. Maybe someday, but not today. There are many other model homes to visit, and empty toilets to shyt in.

Until then, I am the Model Home Shytter

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Of the last 10 times I offered up something other than the normal bullshyt here, I got a collective fuq you from the people here.

I would have preferred 0 views.

I got Tom insults. I got spanky accusations. I got nothing but insults. I got attacks. Indifference would have at least left the door open.

Nah, you people get nothing decent, civil, or original from me.

It's 430 am here. I am going grab a cup of coffee. Then a bowl of cheerios. Then, I will open the garage and hop on my ekectric bike to go 1/3rd of a mile to my town's central park.
I will walk around the loop at least 9 times. I will say good morning to like 10 other people or maybe politely chat with one or 2.

You people can stay here and accuse eachother of being someone else. You people can figure out how to beat the content filters. You people can sit here and try to come up with new insults for nothing. You people can discuss news. You people can argue back and forth which party is worse.

Good luck! Have a great day,

Yeah. I hear you. The board doesn’t like new ideas.