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#1 2026-10-22 17:05:20

Way to keep the board up, losers!

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#2 2026-10-22 17:20:17

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

gotta bring it down to patch infrastructure from time to time.
deal.

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#3 2026-10-22 17:21:15

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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gotta bring it down to patch infrastructure from time to time.
deal.

I don't remember google shutting down for half a day because "PHP is in the news"
shrug

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#4 2026-10-22 17:23:44

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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I don't remember google shutting down for half a day because "PHP is in the news"
shrug

CI is not built to be as resilient as Google.
Also, Google probably doesn't use a lot of PHP.

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#5 2026-10-22 17:27:25

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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CI is not built to be as resilient as Google.
Also, Google probably doesn't use a lot of PHP.

That's the difference between competent and incompetent labor.

SAD
sad

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#6 2026-10-22 17:30:50

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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CI is not built to be as resilient as Google.
Also, Google probably doesn't use a lot of PHP.

I bet this board was using an ancient version of PHP.

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Spanky
#7 2026-10-22 18:00:44

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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I bet this board was using an ancient version of PHP.

All versions of PHP were impacted.

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Suck It Repukes!
#8 2026-10-22 18:07:16

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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I HEARD THAT RANDI AND JURI GOT BUSTED TRYING TO HACK THE BOARD, SO MR. SPANKY TOOK IT DOWN AND STOPPED THEM IN THEIR TRACKS!!!

TWO QUNTS!!!

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#9 2026-10-22 18:07:45

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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I bet this board was using an ancient version of PHP.

Not anymore. Only 8.2 and newer were patched because they're still supported.
At the end of the year, 8.2 will become unsupported.

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#10 2026-10-22 18:09:57

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

Spanky wrote:

All versions of PHP were impacted.

Of course.  The pain level to mitigate these PHP "features" was less on newer versions?

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Spanky
#11 2026-10-22 18:39:16

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

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Of course.  The pain level to mitigate these PHP "features" was less on newer versions?

The pain level would have been low here but the server is a cluster fuq of DK Spanky trying to do Linux stuff and DK shlomo just randomly changing shyt to make things work.

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#12 Yesterday 03:41:32

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

Spanky wrote:

The pain level would have been low here but the server is a cluster fuq of DK Spanky trying to do Linux stuff and DK shlomo just randomly changing shyt to make things work.

The PI module is messy?  lol

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SamplesBoi
#13 Yesterday 03:48:47

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

Who the fuq is Schlomo anyway?

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Spanky
#14 Yesterday 05:13:21

Re: Way to keep the board up, losers!

SamplesBoi wrote:

Who the fuq is Schlomo anyway?

You don't remember shlomo?

He was an admin here for a long time.

Still it but he has retired from active administration.

Administrator Emeritus

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