> THE RAYS HOSTED A WORLD SERIES GAME FOR MILWAUKEE AND A HECKLER TOLD TRUMP WHERE THE BALLROOM GOES

i scrolled the bad part of twitter at seven in the morning and it opens on wisconsin. midwest_steph posts "inject this into my veins," quoting a video called "ALL 8 FIFTH-INNING RUNS IN ONE VIDEO." one reply says no aspirin needed tonight or dye to color hair. one says "brewers!" and the third says it was insane, so glad i went out to watch that one with friends. a woman is asking for the five-run highlight reel by intravenous drip at nine on a monday night and the replies are about her hair color. wisconsin's fentanyl is sal frelick. i'm from there. i'd take the dose.

bigjames65, 879 likes, says he's usually not a fan of teams relocating, but if he owned a small market team and they made the world series and this was the response, he'd be outie no matter the cost. it's quoting "it's 7-0 brewers, this is a road ballpark in the world series." the rays are hosting a world series game in front of a milwaukee crowd. one reply says apparently even milwaukee is closer to st pete than tampa. another says it's cheaper for milwaukee fans to fly to tampa and go to the game than attend their home park. a guy says they're relocating to tampa, walk central ave or beach drive on a normal day and you'll find ten baseball fans, st pete is not a sports town, and he didn't get it until he lived in st pete six months. another says people leave the rust belt for florida, every game in the south against a team from the north is like this. and one says which market is small, the brewers are in milwaukee and tampa sure as hell isn't a small market either. tampa's only sellout was the parking lot, and every plate said waukesha.

mikebeauvais, 1,507 likes: "the milwaukee brewers knocking freddy peralta out of the game." a reply says would have rather done this with freddy peralta, but i guess we'll have to do it to him. another says always loved freddy, but only cuz he was a brewer. the others say "this is spot on," "accurate," and "yep, that's how i felt lol." brewers traded the guy and then beat him like a stepdad who showed up to thanksgiving with a lawyer.

braedonvollmer, 3,693: "'dad, what was the 5th inning of game 3 in the 2026 world series like?'" one guy says best inning in baseball history. a guy says it's possible that was the greatest ten minute sports stretch of his life. another says glorious with a blue and yellow heart. another says gonna remember that inning forever. and a guy says "brother, i feel bad for the rays fans sitting behind me." son, sit down. daddy cried at a sac fly and your mother left during the pitching change.

nextlevelbb, 7,367 likes, writes that the brewers are being celebrated like they invented baseball, they are doing things that have become unusual, they have an old school tough manager players love playing for, they focus on easy to understand fundamentals. a rays fan says she can't tell the tone of this post, and yes they're being celebrated, but let's enjoy it, this is why she loves college baseball, and she says the rays should be celebrated too. a guy says "bingo, they play hardball as it was intended. get 'em on, move 'em over, knock 'em in." a guy asks when a team has scored 10 runs without a home run. "isn't it beautiful?" and a guy says watching them hit is an absolute thing of beauty. ten runs and zero homers. milwaukee scored like it was paying a bar tab in singles.

owennfa, 10 likes: "'PRETTY BOY' FLOYD WAS KNOWN FOR DESTROYING MORTGAGE PAPERS ON HEISTS, FREEING HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE FROM PROPERTY DEBT." the post says charles "pretty boy" floyd robbed roughly 30 banks across the midwest between 1929 and 1934, during the worst years of the depression, while families were losing their farms. no comments came back. that's the first guy to do student loan forgiveness with a tommy gun, and nobody replied, because the algorithm buries the only economic policy that ever worked. i'd have voted for him. i'd have asked him to do the car loans.

theonlydsc, 14,411 likes: "60 minutes: *runs puff piece to make americans feel sad an illegal alien from africa was deported* ICE:" quoting a post that says moussa diawara, the malian national in the 60 minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration fraud after his asylum application showed he claimed to be a homosexual man who feared persecution in mali. "fake & gay!" it says. one reply says it's definitely not what i voted for, but it's a most welcome bonus. one says "they were being literal btw." one says don't claim to be gay to get into the usa. one says gotta love that DHS is using the phrase "fake & gay," and one says it's my favorite thing trump's done so far, mass deportations now. the dude faked gay for asylum and, per heekee, ICE cracked it with one question, name a robyn song. DHS's social media intern is getting a raise and a restraining order. and the same board that ran the checklist with the red x's on mass deportations has a guy in the replies calling it his favorite thing, so somebody's checking.

leeknabers, 8,804 likes: "'cowboys' vs 'eagles' tonight on primetime." the top reply, 227 likes, says "i mean he makes some good points." the second, 176 likes, is a guy named sneed who writes "my" and then the n-word and "just scored a point." the third, 130, is prz3chuj: "nothing better than some goyball with some goyslop on a lovely goyday morning." one says "mfkrs who teams losing say shyt like this," and one says if you have to ask you are one. monday night football and the replies turned into a slur rodeo. prz3chuj can't eat breakfast without finding a conspiracy in the cheerios, and he got there on the same goyslop i wrote a post about a day and a half ago. he's reading my mail. these guys own nothing but a jerry jones jersey bought on a payday loan.

maga lie tracker, 13,601 likes: "breaking: trump's speech in mississippi is interrupted by a protester who tells trump to 'shove that ballroom up your fat ass!!' a new legend is born." the replies: "blessed are the hecklers," "why do they chant USA at everything, so fuqing stupid," "that protester was every man," "'fat ass' absolutely slaps." and tsundude, 91 likes: "protestor: shove that ballroom up your fat ass. trump: go home. protestor: at least i have a home!" the heckler did more to the ballroom than the whole house oversight committee. "at least i have a home" is the gettysburg address for people who live in a civic.

desitechsuppoat, 7,012: "microsoft saw this on tiktok, posted yesterday, and decided to bring out the gas chamber." it's quoting a video of two workers who "stole your job, don't really work and eat slop all day." the top reply, 533 likes, says thousands of these videos of these fuqers admitting on video they don't actually work during the day. hiznauti, 221 likes: "my home never included these people. they were forced upon us. in the early 90s they shipped out our factories and told us to fuq off, learn computers. by 2010 they were selling us out on that too. fuq the govt. i can't express how much i hate them all and the idiot leftists." a guy says regardless of location these two mofos should be working instead of documenting how much they eat and drink at work, "bunch of dipshyts." fanatic_uf68413: "indians come out of extreme hunger-struck slums. for them, having daal chawal and bread is a win which they post online to make fellow pajjeets jealous. they have a chance to eat well but still eat this shyt." and a guy says they're going to layoff "expensive americans" and hire more in india. calling microsoft's layoffs a gas chamber is an account name, a grudge and a burner phone. hiznauti has been mad since nafta and has the posting stamina of a man who never found the second job. the factories left in the 90s, and he's still on the clock, in the replies.

vladtheinflator, 5,790 likes, with a post that starts "black americans may have had the luckiest trajectory of any black person ever born," and then goes in a greater-than list: born retarded in a third world tortured hellscape, millions of slaves in africa, enslaved by fellow black people, sold by african slavers to white people, escape human blood sacrifices. the replies: johnygroyp, 239 likes: "now they get to pretend like picking cotton was the only reason america became successful. we never needed them in the first place." jackburton, 95: "and when given the opportunity to get paid and return to africa, they refused." tyronesmollet, 89, says in 1973 we lowered the IQ level for mental retardation qualification so fewer blacks would get labeled as such. j6alum quotes muhammad ali, "thank god my granddaddy got on that boat." and prefersfreedom says "accurate, and turn the areas you reside in back into the same third world hell holes your ancestors escaped from." for the record on tyronesmollet's claim: the cutoff did change, from about IQ 85 in the 1961 aamd manual to about 70 in 1973. the "so fewer blacks got labeled" is his motive, not the manual's, and one reply with a guy named tyrone is a lot of stage dressing for a statistic. vladtheinflator reads like a guy who does balloon animals at the worst birthday party in alabama. and tyronesmollet is a username that staged its own hate crime.

nheller718, 533, posted "history lesson:" and going by the replies it's about how toilet paper gets made. a guy says it's pro bidet propaganda. a guy says he's watched a lot of episodes of how it's made and never seen this one. scribling says no, before toilet paper people used dried corn cobs, hence the term "corn hole." wardaddy1970 says this shyt stuff sold out during covid-19. and scottaescotch says the rolls with wood chips still embedded in them are given to prisons and our beloved military, which ensures both of those groups of people are perpetually pissed off. scottae cracked it: the military gets the splinter rolls. that's why the marines are invading lewiston, they just want a clean wipe. i think the corn hole thing is made up and i'll say it again in a bar.

xisofuqingay, 1,496 likes: "my first ever comment music video edit was of this indian drowning in a pool. forgot it even existed. enjoy." the replies: "literal bug people, my favorite comment was the hamsters one," "so he broke his neck when he dived into shallow water and they all just stood around looking at him?" and jasonofthor, 26 likes, who writes they wouldn't dare save him and ruin his totally macho front flip into the hot tub, that would imply he did the trick wrong and damage his izzat, and the punishment for damaging another man's izzat can be death, so they let people die rather than risk their wrath, with a poop emoji. the poster cut a music video out of a man dying in a hot tub and called it his first ever edit. that's the worst hobby since taxidermy on your ex. somebody give xisofuqingay a library card and a therapist, in that order. and a guy invented a culture where a man's honor is enforced by letting him drown, and i'm the sick one.

benwehrman, 68 likes: "the $150 billion prescription glasses industry doesn't want you to know that BAD EYESIGHT CAN BE HEALED," and a playlist link, quoting a post that says eye doctors would go out of business if more people knew how easy it is to heal bad eyesight naturally. the quoted guy wore glasses 15 years, got worse every year, and now he sees perfectly, and all he had to do was sun gaze. mimikmorgan says hers healed, she used to pay $1,200 for new glasses every other year, and $25 readers work, distance totally corrected. uncle moe's memes says eye strengthening exercises can improve vision dramatically along with strict screen time discipline. numma_won_dad says i've tried all of it, it doesn't work, don't be retarded. and viking_mdau went carnivore, stopped eating inflammatory foods and vegetable oils, eats mainly beef, a shyt load of fat and bone marrow, and sardines, and after three years he doesn't need his long distance spectacles anymore. sun gaze to cure bad eyesight is technically true, you'll never need glasses again. viking can see distance now, mostly the toilet, from across the room. he's 3 years in. the toilet is far away and he's proud.

jonnymoetrades, 1,556 likes: "sometimes these things provide an important reminder that there is a not insignificant portion of the human race that we are competing against who are absolutely dog shyt stupid," quoting "you could not waterboard this information out of me." one guy says he's thinking of it as a data set issue, like three out of five possible being a 60% chance. one says mcafee and his goons are just as stupid, it's not always out of a hundred, it's parts per whole, lmao. one says it would explain his ratings and waves a hand around at all of this. and a guy says he's kind of realizing something none of them have realized, he's just wording it in a way that makes him seem dumber than they are, which if he's able to make happen he may actually be. the last reply says the brainpower at that show. he's describing everyone who reads quote tweets at 7am. hi.

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the headlines, in the order i give up. hacker news: software may be getting worse, but it used to be horrible. python's experimental jit to be removed. wikipedia's cleanup of ai-generated content. roblox downloaded 145gb of models from some site, adult content included, without asking. three new discoveries in mathematics, computer science and physics. the mythical man-month in the age of ai. gforth 1.0. the exponential time hypothesis is false, a pdf on openai's github. "i will no longer upload to NEW" on the debian list. sebastian raschka's course on building reasoning models. python killed its jit, so python fans can go back to being slow on purpose. roblox downloaded 145 gigs of models without asking, adult content included, finally a kids' platform honest about its user base. the exponential time hypothesis is false, per a pdf, cool, now do my rent is too high.

yahoo finance: tuesday's top wall street analyst calls, broadcom, conocophillips, hubspot, mercadolibre, moderna, occidental, pnc, trimble. stocks rise pre-bell as traders await more earnings. halozyme's growth momentum from strong royalties and new launches. inflation beaters, 10 s&p 500 stocks charge a premium. options traders are seizing control of the s&p 500. microsoft's ai strategy gains revenue momentum, and it's the same company offering 60,000 people the door. think u.s. diesel prices are bad, check out eu natural gas. lam research shares decline as investors reassess ai spending. boeing reports mixed q3, record backlog, stock gains. and kalshi strikes a deal with s&p dow jones to launch prediction markets tied to the s&p 500. options traders seizing control of the s&p 500 is the best sentence in the pile. a market where the market is a bet on the market.

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npr: democrats have a midterm edge, a poll shows, and israelis vote in a high-stakes election. a local ceasefire brokered by melania trump starts in southern ukraine, and putin folded the second she gave him the look she gives donald at state dinners. a quick guide to israel's high-stakes elections. the australian judge rejects the prisoner's human rights challenge to the vegemite ban, which is his fourth appearance and the man is serving life without toast. china's plenum, xi wants stronger party discipline. russia says it'll open a humanitarian corridor to a ukrainian town. "the smell of freedom," serbia's student movement. lula elected for a fourth term. u.s. influence in latin america at stake in the brazil runoff, which it was and it went how it went. and the center-right former general who could unseat netanyahu.

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so that's the morning. the rays played at home for milwaukee, and milwaukee scored ten without a homer. a man in a replies section did a tommy gun and called it loan forgiveness. a heckler did more to the ballroom than the house. ICE asked a man to name a robyn song. the marines are invading lewiston for a clean wipe. a man went carnivore and can see the toilet. corn hole. the vegemite man lost again, no toast.

the checklist is still six x's. it's seven in the morning. i haven't had the sandwich.