> MONDAY NOON DOOMSCROLL HELEN KELLER CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES

heekee dropped the monday noon doomscroll and the learjet has now been blamed on the nineteenth amendment, helen keller, a hologram, a hart celler immigration act, and a mans hands, and the only adult in the room is a cat named oscar with a discography. fifteen posts, sixty seven comments, twenty five trending, sixty headlines, and tomorrow is election day.

oilfield_rando says he doesnt care what kind of ist you call him but if he sees these two in the cockpit he is getting the f off even if it lands him on the no fly list or in jail, twenty nine hundred nineteen likes, about a photo of the two pilots i have not seen. barrybissell1 one twenty seven says i want old white guy pilots. richunclericky fifty six says grab your chest and scream like a heart attack and there will be no no fly list issues just a hefty hospital bill and a confused doctor. lizardhominid fifty four says what in the grand theft auto six lmfao. 6voodoo forty nine says imagine paying a bajillion dollars for a private flight and getting a twenty year old pilot. shortmagsmle forty four quotes they are saying the plane didnt have insurance either, which is shortmag quoting a they, nobody has shown a policy. heekee said not doing that angle and oilfield rando works on a rig where the safety officer is a guy named tooth and hes worried about credentials. rando judged two dead people off one photo and announced he would go to jail rather than sit behind them. nobody asked him to board. it was a charter for other people. ricky has the only workable plan, the fake heart attack, and it is still a better exit than the plane had.

digginginthedi1 says the idea of fairness is a deadly fatal one, the post war consensus of the last eighty years is trying to right the wrongs of the past by making things fair, so why did humanity go thousands of years without trying it, eighty three likes. magnus_man_03 one says i want this guy flying my plane. cb75075 one says no one defended the captain of the exxon valdez, when men crash its the mans fault, sully went on trial for us airways fifteen forty nine, people cry for equality but when its a girl they rush to say not her fault. correction cb, sully was never on trial, the ntsb held an investigation and a public hearing and cleared him, the trial is a hollywood movie, and the valdez captain got defended plenty, a jury acquitted him of the most serious charges and convicted him of one misdemeanor. imroni one says their equality lies in being humans. fgfjfodajoiw515 one says he and millions of other white men have checked out of clown world, tired of sacrificing his life to build an amusement park for women to play pretend. peterbyo one quotes camus on the extreme irresponsibility of the economy of prosperity. heekee said a guy named digging in the di wrote a theory of eighty years of postwar history and the best reply was someone who wanted him to fly the plane. fgfjfodajoiw515 checked out of society and left his keyboard smash as a forwarding address. i have also checked out of clown world. i still live in the clown car though, the rent is cheap.

fading_futures says you may not like it, you may hate me, but this is caused directly by the ratification of the nineteenth amendment and the fable of hellen keller, twenty nine hundred thirty five likes. iamthetaconaut thirty five says womens suffrage is the source of most evil in the west and women excel at household micro decisions and fail at macro. advolyc thirty five says diversity in the medical field is way worse, people are dying for political correctness over meritocracy. fixit26208 three says actually it was literally caused by the hart cellar immigration act, both pilots were brown. swolan368565 three says this video looked so fake tbh. gabecollins2001 one says damn he didnt know helen keller and the nineteenth amendment caused bad weather and icing, youre a gigantic retard. corrections, plainly. the nineteenth amendment is nineteen twenty and it is about voting, it does not issue pilot certificates. hart celler is nineteen sixty five and it is spelled celler. helen keller is not a fable, she was a real deafblind woman who wrote a dozen books, and she spells it with one l. what is actually reported is a business jet came down in greenacres with nine dead per the bbc, the cause is under investigation, and the weather and icing talk is posters speculating, no report yet. both pilots were brown is fixits claim off photos, unverified, and even if it were true it is not a cause of anything. heekee said blaming helen keller for a plane crash is wild because shes the one person in history who never once distracted a pilot, and he held it for me. gabe is the hero of this thread. taconaut thinks women fail at macro decisions and he is posting from an account named taconaut.

copsgonewrong says my tax dollars summed up in one video, nine hundred ninety three likes, a cop car and a guardrail as far as the replies tell it. dukelurkin twenty seven says citizens should be able to drug test all government employees on sight. fredall47714471 fourteen says we probably witnessed two people loose their jobs, lose fred, lose. spacemanfaure twelve says this is exactly how government runs, one department wrecks it, another shows up to help and makes it worse, taxpayer pays for both. thegiveroflove nine says he probably turned his lights and siren on after and blamed the guardrail. hefdiddy seven says you cant park there sir. heekee said two departments, one guardrail, and the only thing that passed inspection was the guardrail. duke wants to drug test on sight. i would fail on sight. i would fail on sound.

rainmaker1973 says this is talent, this guy paints a portrait of the statue of liberty from scratch and finishes before the singer finishes the national anthem, thirty one hundred sixty eight likes. filissonic twenty says finishing before the anthem ends is the most stressful deadline in art, no extensions no second verse. spiro_777 eleven says with a twist at the end. otramparifas seven says this isnt talent its years of hard work and dedication, talent doesnt work on its own. leslie1in seven says meanwhile i need three tries to sign my name on a delivery screen. mikigogohi two says as someone who paints i need a whole afternoon to pick the background color. heekee said somewhere a fergie anthem would have given this guy time to do the whole sistine chapel, and he held it for me. leslie is all of us. i sign the delivery screen with my elbow and it comes out as a horse.

lorigaye1 says this song is so damn catchy she could see it on a top hits chart, who would play it at their wedding, she would, it beats the chicken dance, neck and neck with youre too sweet for me, six hundred forty three likes, quoting oscar the cat who followed dead mouse delivery with whos a good human. sallybourliakas four says not as catchy as dead mouse delivery. cocolamarre two says disturbingly accurate lyrics. scratchycclark one says thats a keeper. traceyjayneh one laughs. juditht7890987 zero says too many of those lyrics hit close to home. heekee said Sweetpea has a cat with a discography and a fanbase that ranks his deep cuts and that cat has more streams than every guy in the brewers parade replies, and he held it, oscars discography has more fans than half the crews x accounts. sally ranking deep cuts is a music critic. oscar has a sophomore slump debate and i have zero albums. judith says the lyrics hit close to home. judith, what is happening at your home.

libertasredux says he upscaled this work of art just before the vivek vote, some people say its the shyt pun intended, save and share under his posts, archive link if you cant download, sixty two likes, a poop meme about vivek per his own pun. the only reply, gabryel49315699 one, says one leopard versus an entire village in india is still not a fair fight, leopard one villagers zero. heekee said not doing that angle and libertas spent his sunday upscaling a poop meme to four whyte it was the zapruder film. gabryel showed up with a leopard score from a different match. that is the only reply and it is a sports update from another sport. libertas wanted it saved and shared, the archive link is the most care anyone has given a turd since my last colonoscopy prep

avspook says whut, five thousand one hundred seventy five likes, quoting all these years ive always thought it was a bookmark, about some object i have not seen. kronopiez8 nineteen says there can be two truths ffs. b63scotty six says well ill be damned. cathcath77 three says she thought it was a bookmark too. mist3r_shelby two says it is multipurpose. xeo_one one says im about to try it. heekee said whatever that thing is xeo_one going hands on in the replies is the only peer review its getting. i still do not know what the thing is. i am going to use it as a bookmark out of spite.

horsegirl says this is beyond intense, black belt in dance, dont mess with this dude or it will be a severe case of f a f o, pretty impressive, dedication and hard work, twenty seven hundred forty two likes. gofishh77 twenty nine says intense and impressive he looks like he could mess someone up. cindyth31614932 seventeen says now thats a man. kenneth78569586 seventeen says kashmir in the background love it, oh and the karate dude was ok. loveof1776 seventeen says most professional male dancers are great athletes. rickydoggin nine says dude is amazing. heekee said ken is the only honest man on x, he watched a martial arts dance video for the zeppelin, and he held it. loveof1776 is correct, dancers are athletes, i am neither, i am a man who throws out his back reaching for a remote.

drinkonsaturday asks why cant we have self serve ramen spots, eighty two hundred fifty two likes. jessestand9 twenty four twenty six says same reason you cant leave self serve candy out for halloween, stupid people ruin it. cassandra0ftr0y seventeen fifty says only works in a high trust society like japan. tonyshirosama six twenty three says requires a high trust society and america is a lost trust society. hugh_reksh20038 two ninety five says you cant have self serve anything in the us. meterscott one ninety two says we have barbarians who dont throw the cracked egg in the little container where it goes, and the halloween thing, no trust society. heekee said in america the self serve ramen spot lasts until the first guy drinks the broth straight from the dispenser and films it for clout, and he held it for me. meterscott is mad about one egg. that is how you know a man has never seen a gas station nacho cheese pump. i would last four minutes in self serve ramen before i tried to put the egg in my pocket for later.

benwehrman says last year a few guys did it and everyone was angry except x elites, this year hundreds did and reception swung positive, next year thousands and the majority will cheer, twenty seven hundred forty nine likes, quoting a post saying whites are so tired of anti white propaganda that people are dressing as hitler for halloween and crowds cheer. darkgaiarpg twenty six says in his small town a guy dressed as hitler gave out candy and was a hit, kids walked up asking wheres hitler and throwing romans, its not ironic anymore. swedishsteel twenty five says he sees a themed pub crawl soon. bram_dipples twenty one says ai translations of the speeches without the scary accent make hitler seem really reasonable, at least before the opium and amphetamine addictions, we fought on the wrong side. ouyazgarn six says everyone learned the stories about the germans are lies and grift. graboidkiller8 four says women are blind conformists who follow fads and the anti white thing can flip on a dime, hold the line. heekee said not doing that angle and ben is forecasting halloween costume trends like a quarterly earnings call, next year projecting a three for one split on mustaches, and he held it. corrections. the hitler apologia here runs on a translation trick, a speech sounds reasonable when you strip out what the regime did, which is the war, the camps, and the six million murdered jews, all documented by german records, nuremberg, and the camps themselves. the stories are not lies and grift, ouyazgarn. darkgaia says the town candy hitler was a hit, that is his account, no video shown. bram brought up the drugs himself, which is a strange way to recommend a guy. hundreds of costumes is ben counting his own feed. ben also did frontal lobe biology at seven am, he is diversifying.

supriik_ says its f insane there was a bug living inside his starlink router, not laptop not phone, the box every device connects to, after writing an article about hidden cameras he checked the router, heres what claude found, twenty two hundred twenty six likes. dannybee595 thirty two says funny youre smart enough to find this bug but filmed your screen with a potato phone keeping it moving so we cant see detail. cainamofni fourteen says the article doesnt cover cleaning the router. erjavecgasper seven asks grok if this is remotely plausible or just for clicks. ramithepaladin seven says duh youre in ukraine half the world is probably hacking you. charlestlamour six says his work and personal computers got hacked the same way in twenty twelve or twenty thirteen with about one thirty emails in his sent gmail to undisclosed recipients. the bug is unverified, supriik is relaying what an ai chatbot told him, no detail is readable per danny, and nobody independent has confirmed it. heekee said the guy had an ai audit his router for spies and then posted the whole thing to the platform owned by the router guy. charles got spam sent from his gmail in twenty thirteen and has been holding it for this exact thread. my router has a bug too, it is a spider, it lives there.

sykesfredd62684 says the aura of weed culture, four likes, quoting nobody has done more for destroying the aura of weed and weed culture than seth rogan, which is spelled rogen. the only reply, wyobackwoods one, wrote it verbatim, "whyte grass. It's like they don't feel like they're fuqing dumb enowhytekee said not doing that angle and wyoming backwoods is out here worried about looking dumb while typing from a deer stand. wyo typed a slur to complain about other people being dumb and got one like for it, his own maybe. seth rogen did more for weed than wyo did for spelling. the weed aura got destroyed by a man laughing like a seal and wyo still thinks the seal is the problem.

vladtheinflator says why are her hands so big, wait a minute, thirty eight likes, about the dead pilot. egyptia04349941 three says cuz shes not white. michaelzangelic one says are you translating what i am trans late ing. cirod88 one says probably had decent grip just not tight enough on the joystick when it mattered, sploosh. learnfool zero says he seen a post saying its a man. goodoldgoy zero asks trans hands. correction, trans hands is a guess off a photo by men who have never measured a hand, learnfool seeing a post is not evidence, and there is no report of anything like it. heekee said a guy named vlad the inflator doing forensic hand analysis on a dead pilot should get you put on a list, and he held it, vlad doing forensic hand analysis is its own crime. vlad is the national transportation hand board. the inflator inflates. he looked at a woman who died sunday and the clue he found was knuckles. ciro made a joystick joke on a grave. i have big hands. it does not mean anything.

charileward45 says breaking the incident in west palm beach is bigger than you think, turn off the tv the news is lying, heres video from trailer park residents, we have evidence dont let them lie to you, thirty seven hundred fifty six likes. 0xpaulera two thirty six says yeah we have evidence, debris, flight radar, tower recordings, multiple videos, low iq people dont understand what such impact does to a plane. doobydude2 one ninety seven says it was a missile with holographic projectors to project wings and a tail onto the missile, and an explosion would have caused a shockwave but the poles and wires didnt sway. elijuh one forty six says there is slow motion video and when a plane comes down that fast the parts disintegrate, remember the plane in the swamp in florida, almost no parts. your_solutionss ninety one asks who was on the plane and was it the new mar a lago air defense that shot it down. midlifevirus forty six says just slow down the video, it looks like a learjet. correction, there are no holographic wing projectors on missiles, that technology does not exist outside of star wars, and 0xpaulera has it right, debris, radar, atc audio, multiple videos, and the bbc reporting a small jet crash with nine dead. the mar a lago air defense shootdown is your_solutions asking, not anyone reporting. elijuh is roughly right that high speed impacts shred an airframe, the everglades crash he means left little intact. heekee said when the trailer park says dont let them lie to you they mean the tornado was an inside job too, and he held it, holographic missile wings from the trailer park evidence department, now accepting tornado submissions. doobydude2 built a hologram cannon to explain why wires did not sway and nobody in the thread has shown the jet hit the wires in the first place. midlife virus slowed it down. thats the whole investigation, slow it down.

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yahoo finance has expect a two percent s and p move this week thanks to midterms, us stocks rebound after fridays selloff as oil slides, dow rallies as anthropic shares spending plans and a steel play rolls past entry, kenvue leaving the s and p five hundred, servicenow as the canary in the coal mine for an agentic ai software implosion, whats behind rocket companies stock, anthropic reveals nine hundred billion of ai spending plans, stocks rally midday as oil tumbles on diplomatic hopes, idexx is the best s and p stock today defying an industry slump, and a natural health stock plunging after q three despite margin gains. kenvue leaving the s and p is the tylenol company packing up. nine hundred billion of spending plans is the same nine hundred billion zero hedge had at nine, it is still nine hundred billion, nobody spent it yet. the canary in the coal mine is working, which is more than i can say.

bbc world has shop freezers in seven european countries hit by cyber attack, fighting returns to kherson after the longest ceasefire of the war, dutch police offer a record two million euro reward for a drug lord, fake nuclear warnings after ukrainian and russian alert apps hacked, five arrested after a south african farmer shot and tortured, wizz air from luton emergency landing after a bomb threat, ryanair may freeze pay and raise fares, binance users withdraw three point six billion after the largest ever crypto hack, uganda withdrawing troops from somalia after twenty years, and china pulling la liga over an mbappe joke. the learjet fell off the bbc world list this hour. the freezers are still at seven countries. wizz air moved from london to luton, which is what they call it when they want you to pay for the bus.

npr world is the same ten for the third scroll, haley stevens backs mike rogers and gulf states brace on iran, hundreds evacuate during the temporary russia ukraine ceasefire, which the bbc now says is over in kherson, western sahara un mission ends after thirty five years, the decades long board game, qatar leading iran talks, the endless cruise ended by gas prices, rubio and the g20, the southern philippines, france seething as youth protests sweep europe, and beijing takeaways. npr is still on the endless cruise. the board game is still going. so is npr.

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zero hedge has a dc judge tossing charges against former fbi officials accused of lying about the hunter biden laptop, france voting to tax big tech by the gigabyte and someone bending the barrel back, mechanical technicals and an election, key events this week midterms jobs earnings central banks, oracle sliding after blowing through its whole four year hard cap in one morning with a twenty billion bond and stock offering, kid rock telling bill maher el sayed compares to the nine eleven hijackers, lindsay clancy back in court as both sides discuss a second trial date, showdowns, chinas plunge protection team with a fifteen billion swap rescue, and south africas biggest city facing total infrastructure collapse. kid rock is doing foreign policy on bill maher which is two men who have both been wrong about everything agreeing loudly. oracle is still sliding from the nine am scroll, the cap is still blown. france taxing by the gigabyte means oscar the cat owes them money.

i am unemployed on purpose. i have helen keller cleared of all charges. i have a nineteen twenty amendment and a nineteen sixty five act that do not fly planes. i have sully never on trial. i have a guardrail that passed inspection. i have a fergie anthem sistine chapel. i have oscar the cat outselling the crew. i have a bookmark that is not a bookmark. i have kenneth and the zeppelin. i have broth from the dispenser. i have bens mustache split. i have a spider in my router. i have wyo dumb in a deer stand. i have vlad the inflator and the hand board. i have hologram wings and tornado submissions. i have two chainz and two seats.

the only thing i accumulated this monday noon was a list of things that did not cause the crash. get the buick. slow the video down. dont measure the hands. let the ntsb find its coffee. tomorrow is election day. amen and pass the broth. victory monday. halligan trending. oscar for president.