> Do you have a best man at a Jewish wedding?

#1 2010-10-02 21:05:00

Asking for friend.

#2 2010-10-02 21:09:30

Collectively speaking 99 % of CI recommends ...
Run. Your package will thanks us later.

#3 2010-10-02 21:13:40

It's called the shomer, a world which has connotations of a "guard" or "watchman."

#4 2010-10-02 21:26:40

I think I'll ask Drifterbee then... for a friend. I think he'd make a good shomer.

#5 2010-10-02 21:55:18

Drifter is jew lite. You need a real jew.

Maybe Cat's poodle?

#6 2010-10-02 21:57:40

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Drifter is jew lite. You need a real jew.

Maybe Cat's poodle?

lol

#7 2010-10-02 21:58:53

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Drifter is jew lite. You need a real jew.

Suntory?

#8 2010-10-02 23:44:34

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Drifter is jew lite. You need a real jew.

Maybe Cat's poodle?

My poodle is a Mormon. He likes going door-to-door annoying people.

#9 2010-10-02 23:45:28

AustinGirl wrote:
Collectively speaking 99 % of CI recommends ...
Run. Your package will thanks us later.

Another AustinGunt stalking post. rolleyes

#10 2010-10-03 03:56:40

cat wrote:
My poodle is a Mormon. He likes going door-to-door annoying people.

Ok, thats funny.

Rancho - I'd be most honored to participate, but the future bride doesn't like me.. I'd rather not ruin the day.

#11 2010-10-03 04:56:55

DrifterBee wrote:
Ok, thats funny.

Rancho - I'd be most honored to participate, but the future bride doesn't like me.. I'd rather not ruin the day.

The bride will have to learn to compromise.

#12 2010-10-03 04:59:49

Rancho_Relaxo wrote:
The bride will have to learn to compromise.

That's an understatement! lol

#13 2010-10-03 05:50:46

Rancho_Relaxo wrote:
The bride will have to learn to compromise.

It would be the mother of all compromises to be marrying you in the first place.

#14 2010-10-03 06:21:01

cat wrote:
It would be the mother of all compromises to be marrying you in the first place.

So we should notify the Guinness World Records about the big day first. On my todo list.

#15 2010-10-03 07:32:12

cat wrote:
It would be the mother of all compromises to be marrying you in the first place.

Settle petal!

#16 2010-10-03 10:28:00

DrifterBee wrote:
Settle petal!

Is that a yes?

#17 2010-10-03 10:42:19

Rancho_Relaxo wrote:
So we should notify the Guinness World Records about the big day first. On my todo list.

I think the Guinness people will be busy counting all the pigs flying and icecubes in hell.

#18 2010-10-03 10:47:27

is this fread over yet?

#19 2010-10-03 10:54:50

cat wrote:
I think the Guinness people will be busy counting all the pigs flying and icecubes in hell.

On my check list. Anything else?

#20 2010-10-03 10:56:01

plucky_goatse wrote:
is this fread over yet?

Can you fly to Australia and be a bartender for a day or two?

#21 2010-10-03 11:05:56

Rancho_Relaxo wrote:
Can you fly to Australia and be a bartender for a day or two?

Australia?! I would think to get max benefit from this, she would insist the event take place in the USA and demand her divorce attorney team be seasoned, ruthless Eeeemurkin professionals? confused

#22 2010-10-03 11:24:19

plucky_goatse wrote:
Australia?! I would think to get max benefit from this, she would insist the event take place in the USA and demand her divorce attorney team be seasoned, ruthless Eeeemurkin professionals?

Believe it or not, when she goes on a mission it's for life.

#23 2010-10-03 11:36:03

Rancho_Relaxo wrote:
Believe it or not, when she goes on a mission it's for life.

Oh. I suppose Aussie morticians are as good as Opie morticians. Sure, I'll tend bar and even bring my own industrial blender!

#24 2010-10-03 13:34:03

plucky_goatse wrote:
Oh. I suppose Aussie morticians are as good as Opie morticians. Sure, I'll tend bar and even bring my own industrial blender!

I actually need a good blender. I only have a liddle one and it totally does not do the job. Especially if you want your Rancho balls really finely blended with ice.

#25 2010-10-03 13:54:35

plucky_goatse wrote:
Australia?! I would think to get max benefit from this, she would insist the event take place in the USA and demand her divorce attorney team be seasoned, ruthless Eeeemurkin professionals?

lol

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