> Everyone always assumes that they'll be one of the few survivors during a zombie apocolypse. Not so.

As a matter of fat, er, FACT sepps would make pathetic zombies. A bunch of huge land behemoths hardly able to wooble along, much less to run after you.

Heh. One could have fun walking away from them.

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As a matter of fat, er, FACT sepps would make pathetic zombies. A bunch of huge land behemoths hardly able to wooble along, much less to run after you.

Heh. One could have fun walking away from them.

More like a crowd of fat zombies jerking furiously over a half naked, dead woman.

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It's much more likely that you'll be one of the walking dead.  It's especially true of the CI tards who possess very little in the way of survival skills.  Plus, most CIers are in terrible shape and would be hard pressed to outrun a shuffling and shambling zombie.

We may fall to the zombie hordes, but the world will remember that few stood against many.
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In the long run zombies always win. They spread around evenly so that no place is safe. You OTOH need food and sleep. Guess what? They'll catch you sleeping, or shytting in the bushes with pants down (can't run with pants down, can you?)

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In the long run zombies always win. They spread around evenly so that no place is safe. You OTOH need food and sleep. Guess what? They'll catch you sleeping, or shytting in the bushes with pants down (can't run with pants down, can you?)

No, the zombies always lose in the end.  Zombies need to eat.  They go through the available food supply very rapidly and they're too slow to catch wild animals.

A zombie plague will always peter out after about a month.

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No, the zombies always lose in the end.  Zombies need to eat.  They go through the available food supply very rapidly and they're too slow to catch wild animals.

A zombie plague will always peter out after about a month.

and you don't eat?  what are you? a colon?

I made it from Savannah to New Orleans, fighting the horde all the way.  The Navy had started bombing the bridge in an attempt to keep the infection east of the Mississippi, but I still got across.  On expert mode, bitches.

I always just assumed I'd be a zombie.  I already know which neighbors to hit first - a young tender brain for an appetizer, a big juicy one for the main course, and a hippy for the nighcap and a nice buzz.

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Most of us never leave our basements. How would the zombies find us?

Zombies have a highly developed sense of smell.  They'll easily discern the smell of fresh twinkie wrappers and cheetos-encrusted fingers from the smell of their zombie brethren.

They're also attracted to noise.  Your constant fapping will be noticed.

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In the long run zombies always win. They spread around evenly so that no place is safe. You OTOH need food and sleep. Guess what? They'll catch you sleeping, or shytting in the bushes with pants down (can't run with pants down, can you?)

Wrong!

They are attracted to noise, so they will gather around certian spots leaving others the others free.

Shall we rendevous on the upper floors of Fiddler's Green and watch the ensuing fracus from afar, old bean?
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No, the zombies always lose in the end.  Zombies need to eat.  They go through the available food supply very rapidly and they're too slow to catch wild animals.

A zombie plague will always peter out after about a month.

Plus, if it's close to Winter...They will all freeze up in cold climates unless they can manage to stagger about and ingest living meat fuel.

Humans can subsist off of canned and dried food much longer.