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http://www.thestar.com/living/article/8 … nis-tricks

Q: I struggle with issues involving my children and their father (my ex). Lately, my kids have come home with disturbing stories of ``penis tricks?? their father has shown them, They tell their grandmother and me how he turns it into different things such as something called ``fly eyes,?? swinging it around, etc.  The children have told other adults, and they are very upset, as well. We have contacted Children's Aid Society and they have offered no protection whatsoever. Please keep this anonymous; we need help.

A: Okay, boys, here?s the deal. It?s super cool that we have this little toy hanging out front ? nice and handy. Wow ? it can do lots of really neat tricks. It gets big-big-big and even changes colours when it?s excited. When it?s cold, it curls up and almost disappears. It can shoot bugs on the back of a urinal. Or even, apparently, turn itself into fly eyes (zowie ? the mind boggles).