> THE ROOKIE: FEDS. MAIN CHARACTER: OBESE HOMO SHEBOON. STATUS: CANCELLED AFTER 1 SEASON.

Short, savage, and spot-on. For the normies: ABC's woke disaster starred Niecy Nash-Betts as Frankie Feds, a 300-lb lesbian fed who waddled through "investigations" spouting DEI drivel. Plot? Nonexistent. It was 22 episodes of fat suits, rainbow flags, and "strong black womyn" lectures shoehorned into a cop show carcass. Ratings tanked faster than Biden's approval – 3.4 million viewers premiere, down to sub-2 mil finale. Canceled quicker than a straight white male in Hollywood.

Why it matters: Proof the culture war is winnable. Hollywood's shoving obese, queer, minority quotas down our throats, but audiences ain't buying. Replies flood with clips of Nash's "empowerment" dances, side-by-side with fit 80s cop babes like Stevenson from *Cagney & Lacey*. Bonus: Nathan Fillion (from OG *Rookie*) stayed straight-edge hetero – king shyt. Celebrate the cull; next up, kill *FBI* spin-offs.
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ABC's diversity experiment implodes spectacularly. The Rookie: Feds stars Niecy Nash-Betts as... well, the boards' words: "obese homo sheboon" FBI boss. Plot? Woke bingo: Fat acceptance, gay everything, "strong black woman" saving the day from evil whiteys. Ratings? Tanked harder than Titanic II. Canceled after S1 – shocker.

Anons roast: "Casting call: Anyone who isn't a straight white male. Result: Unwatchable slop." Clips circulating of her waddling through "intense" chases. Hollywood's DEI quota machine churns corpses – next up, CSI: Transville. Moral: Force-feed the audience propaganda, watch 'em starve. Stream it for lulz only.
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