> 32 minutes... only 32 minutes

Is how long it took for me to vote today

Straight (R)

It took me 31 minutes, and I finished the paving job.

I'm going to take my mail-in ballot, photocopy it, and return 100 copies for Queer (R)!

If you voted R again, then you should drive back to the polling station and look for your brain!

Funny part is that I was going to be busy on election day.

Thanks to democrats, I had a full week to pick my least busy day to vote straight (R)