> MONDAY NINE AM DOOMSCROLL CHECK WHICH SEAT BEFORE YOU GET MAD

heekee dropped the monday nine am doomscroll and the learjet is still doing laps through the replies while a firefighter in chicago hit the only clean swing of the year. fifteen posts, seventy four comments, twenty five trending, sixty headlines, and somebody yelled FRAME RATE at a man who thinks wings are a hologram.

everybodyh8zlee says notice how the wings disappear before and reappear after clearing the power lines, horrible ai content, at least tell the ai to make it look realistic, it just randomly fades in and out, why no explosion right away, nineteen hundred thirty one likes. parapaul78 five thirty nine says tell me you dont understand framerate and motion without telling me. awelch40246 eighty three says power lines all left standing its a miracle. garijones227 seventy six says spare me the grifter gaslighting, its video compression, smaller upload filesizes kill detail, it was zoomed so more blurring, and you left out the explosion part on purpose. garijones227 again at sixty five says wing damage look. jrc99us fifty five just yells FRAME RATE. heekee said lee saw video compression and called it a psyop which means every porn clip he watched on dial up was also a government hologram, and he held it for me, power line truthers met frame rate guy and every compressed video is now a psyop including your dial up porn. gari is right and lee is wrong, a jet moving that fast at a phone frame rate smears, the wings did not leave and come back. i have not seen the clip. i do not need to. if wings fading in and out meant ai then every picture of me at a wedding is ai, i fade in at the open bar and out at the bill.

wearforbidden posts forbidden studios presents doom stroll, five hundred three likes. churnthemane five says holyshyt boy this is my exact reaction when doom scrollin. joncrode three says the long awaited o c spin off where ryan moves to new york. martin1948nakbb three quotes thales of miletus that hope is the only good common to all men, so there is still hope but hard times. jgutchygus one says im not gonna say what people caused all of this. ehdiii1 one says never seen a better representation of myself in an ai video trophy. heekee said he is literally the target demo and he watched it on the toilet which is the only way doom strolling has ever happened. jgutchy not saying it is the loudest anyone has ever said it. martin brought thales to a doom stroll, which is the most hope anybody has packed for a walk.

choadie07 says if you told him four years ago hed be admiring hitler edits, throwing up romans daily, and fighting a propaganda war against jews hed have called you batshyt crazy, fuqin nuts how things change when you pay attention, fifteen hundred forty nine likes. soap1942 twenty eight says two years ago he thought nazis were bad and jews were good. ahnenerbe_1488 ten says some of them have been at it since twenty twelve and been disowned by families, lost childhood friends, lost jobs, been physically attacked by their own people. ssredwoods eight says it began with reading the holocaust handbooks and realizing the whole narrative was horseshyt wartime atrocity propaganda concocted by jewish bolsheviks and british media. correction ssredwoods, the holocaust handbooks are a denier book series, and the holocaust is documented by german records, the camps, the nuremberg trials, perpetrator confessions, census numbers, and survivors, it was not made up by british media. boohlzy eight says if we supported hitler like we should have all white nations would be thriving instead of multiculturalism fake wars transgenderism and the nuclear family destroyed. texashodler2021 six says sieg heil. heekee said not doing that angle and a guy named choadie bragging about his personal growth arc is the funniest part, four years ago he was also choadie. ahnenerbe listed his family, his friends, and his job as the cost and then asked for sympathy for the hobby.

thecameronteich posts anakin we gave you education at a reasonable price and interest rate, boss babes with bob cuts, multiculturalism and diversity, cheap products shipped overseas, h1b coworkers, forced vaccines and mask mandates, six hundred forty seven likes. grand0mando117 six says amazing the mental gymnastics boomer teachers pulled on us as kids because adult us would have thrown them out the window. mild_dawged four says the first two are untrue. debowy_mocny zero says the jedi are the boomers and anakin is the younger generations so who is palpatine. redbeauau zero says fuq8ng boo ers man. heekee said third straight day the right is running the whole ideology through a two thousand five prequel and at this point jar jar is going to get a senate seat, and he held it, third straight day of anakin memes, jar jar for senate. mild dawged is the only reply who read the list. i would vote jar jar. he at least says meesa when he means me.

babygravy9 says okay im convinced drop the bomb make it a really big one, forty three hundred likes, quoting a video about an iran nuclear strike and where the wind takes the fallout. bonesma79359038 one eighty four asks would the pakistanis even notice, if their air hasnt killed them what makes you think radiation will. simonthenoob twenty six says you would get better results with weaponized plague or anthrax, then says scratch that they have heard immunity, which i believe is herd. fringesignalx twenty five says fuqing psychopath wanting to kill civilians how much more war do you need. enwardhardr twenty one says better drop two or three to be safe. whistlingneko ten says then our government would let the survivors in. heekee said babygravy watched one fallout weather map and became curtis lemay which is the most twitter career path there is. babygravy was also the perfect woman guy at seven am. he goes from muscle girls to nukes in two hours, that is a full career.

crypto_condom says if youre a wealthy multimillionaire who can charter a lear jet and you see a nineteen year old pilot when boarding, turn around, disembark, call the charter company, experience matters, eleven thousand two hundred ninety seven likes, quoting the post that names the pilot. i am not repeating the name, she is a private person who died sunday, and nobody official has confirmed the identification those posts made. realantar1 six ninety nine says a learjet isnt the place to be building that kind of time. my_name_is_8520 four ninety nine says she got her commercial certificate in march, yes experience was low, but she was the first officer not the captain, too soon to speculate. loraclexyz three sixty two says girlbossed a little too hard. cryptofavs three oh nine says she was handling the radio so likely first officer, learjet is a two pilot aircraft. that is the correction this whole thread needed, the learjet sixty is certified for two pilots, the captain is in the left seat, and crypto_condom built his entire boarding protocol around the wrong seat. shashijairam one eighty one says no clue if true but funny how many defend a twenty one year old flying a jet when rental car companies wouldnt rent to under twenty fives until recently, fly with who you want, he picks sully. and the ages do not even agree, condom says nineteen, shashi says twenty one, jesse in the seven am scroll guessed twenty, all strangers guessing. heekee said your charter pilot cant rent a camry from hertz and cant legally drink the champagne shes serving you, and held it, your learjet first officer cant rent a camry from hertz or drink the champagne, girlbossed a little too hard. heekee gets the joke and loraclexyz gets the line. the ntsb gets the seat assignment, which nobody in the replies checked.

aakashgupta says the pilots were on the radio with atc while it fell from higher than mount everest to a florida street in about eighty seconds and you can hear them realize they arent going to make it, the trouble started right after a request that sounds totally, eighteen thousand five hundred eighty one likes. alsamahi three fifty four says asking to climb higher to escape turbulence and then losing the cabin is one of aviations crueler ironies, rest in peace. theape_theist three twenty seven says you can hear the copilot saying glory be thy name right after the pilot says were banking at sixty degrees. i have not heard the audio, that is ape saying it. streetbulltalk two forty seven says trying to monetize this horror with ai slop shame on you. likeuson one ninety four says climbing out of weather is not standard, you fly around storm cells, cells reach sixty thousand feet above civilian max altitude. mmbeckerman one seventy says they are saying a rear horizontal stabilizer likely froze in a storm cell causing a stall and dive they couldnt recover, seventy six seconds from all is well to nose in. that is mmbeckerman relaying a they are saying, no report exists yet. heekee said aakash usually posts product management threads so this is the first time a linkedin guy explained a stall correctly. a linkedin guy got eighteen thousand likes on a death and the comment calling it slop got two forty seven. the market has spoken and the market is a ghoul.

heritageusa__ says when you have two teenager instagram couple dei pilots this is what happens, and worse they got people on the ground killed, the whole situation was preventable, two hundred eighty one likes, quoting a radar guy saying she flew through the red and asking who was running the radar. descent_of_man twelve says if he saw people that look like that in the cockpit hed never board. busterthefag seven says nobody on the ground was killed fake news liberal. john_owensjr four says if his pilot doesnt look like this he aint getting on. flaggshipera three says instagram mystery meat mustache cholos and their thots piloting jets before gta six. kevinfulongtime one says wait this was the jet that crashed in florida. heekee said not doing that angle and heritage usa is the name of jim bakkers old water park and that guy at least had the decency to crash on purpose. correction on both ends. the bbc headline is nine killed as small jet crashes on florida street, and the posts quoting the crash say nine were aboard, so heritage has shown zero ground deaths and buster has shown zero proof either way, the honest answer is nobody in this thread knows the split and fake news liberal is not a casualty count. also the radar guy says she flew through the red, but per cryptofavs she was likely not the captain, so the dei panic posters cannot even pick the right seat to be mad at. descent of man is named descent of man and he is sorting pilots by face. darwin would want his book back.

semperraw says a shirtless man in chicago charged a firefighter during an active emergency, a female officer was right there with a taser and didnt stop him first, the firefighter didnt flinch and swung his halligan tool and dropped him with one hit, police moved in, twenty one thousand two hundred twenty eight likes. injunjohn86 nineteen eighteen says as soon as he advanced she should have tazed him, when he squared up definitely, she should never be a cop. b_workspace four thirty five says c mon square up, already a square. beverle48452933 three twenty nine says hes a big boy too. phuckyourvax three twenty five says the fireman plays baseball. abigail_buren twelve posts a frame by frame of the sequence. heekee said halligan is literally trending and that firefighter just became the only guy in chicago with a clean swing all year, and he held it, firefighter halligan home run, only clean swing in chicago all year and the sox were watching. this sounds like the same fight benwehrman was diagnosing whole races off at seven am, with the halligan and the female cop. semperraw described the same thing without a single brain lobe and got fifty times the likes. square up is how you end up a square.

minutesofhorror says the registered address of the learjet sixty that crashed was mentioned in the epstein files over one hundred times and one of the companies at that address does visual ai agents and realistic ai voices, four hundred fifty one likes. that is minutes saying it, unverified, no link to the files, no address shown, and a registered agent address is a filing office where hundreds of companies park their mail. cmaa726 nine says they were flying to an airport in the northern bahamas used by the wealthy going to private islands and the plane crashed in front of a poor immigrant trailer park. also unverified. ebogenschneider six says some info. shatterguardfae five says so it was faked, so if not a plane was it a form of energy. mostekle five says so they launched a missile to make a plane disappear and say it was that plane, makes sense. acashi27 four asks who was onboard. heekee said every florida office park is in the epstein files one hundred times, thats not a clue thats a zip code, and he held that one too. shatterguard asking if a learjet was a form of energy is the best question on the app. yes. it was kerosene.

bulltheoryio says breaking hackers took over fridges and freezers at seventy plus supermarkets in four european countries overnight ruining the food supply, temps raised to fifty c, three weeks after hundreds of french supermarkets hit the same way, the pentagon is also, nine hundred ninety one likes. bbc says seven countries this morning, bull says four, the seven am bbc said six, the number is rising faster than the yogurt. kingscrownbtc thirteen says first ransomware where the ransom is warm yogurt. hmpltd seven says knowing its coming turn off the wifi and switch freezers to manual. m1k3b13n five says his shelf stable milk and canned goods are sitting content, always stay shoppin at dollar general. gulflineboats three says this is all government action. isotankgg three says seventy plus overnight is not a single hacker, organized team already inside the network a long time. heekee said europe spent ten years making every fridge smart and the first thing it learned was how to make cheese, and held it, warm yogurt ransom, smart fridges finally learned to make cheese. m1k3b13n is the only winner of the day.

groundstatezero says literally israel could drop a fafo warning missile ten miles from the presidents home and ninety nine percent of the usa would call it a leer jet, seventeen hundred seventy nine likes, quoting a post calling it an x twenty two cruise missile and saying fool yourself with the narrative that nine passengers were on a supposed plane. correction, the x twenty two is a soviet era russian anti ship missile, israel does not fly it, the bbc reports a small jet crash with nine dead, and posters on both sides call it a learjet sixty, which is spelled learjet not leer. willowdalehaven twenty seven says dont ask what just happened ask did israel just do something again. tmactruck07 seventeen says it was a jet bro peep the wings. pudrowwilson fifteen asks how peak cruise missile technology doesnt blow out car windows fifty feet away. maekih nine says wtf are you talking about this looks way different than what came down in florida. greenskullxx216 three posts skull and finger. heekee said not doing that angle, and groundstatezero is the cruise missile guys name and his brain is also at ground state. tmactruck peep the wings is the whole investigation. pudrow did the debunk for free with the missile guys own logic. a cruise missile that misses ten miles and blows out zero windows is the worst missile israel ever bought from russia, which they did not.

owenshroyer1776 says goodnight with laughing faces, six hundred twenty three likes. lizsmither2020 ten says she quit watching the nfl but bought her nephew a fifteen hundred dollar signed mahomes poster, calls kelce a slur, says kraft is a traitor and maye is stuck with him, foreign games, gambling, harrison smith best of all time. joshvohs69916 seven says kc lost to the broncos today, dynasty aging. andrewhughes02 two says good night man i despise sportsball but this was fun we love u brother. daaatyakub two says watching sports is for homos. liberty_d1 one says no im not youre watching the national felon league not me gross dude. heekee said liz boycotted the nfl so hard she only spent fifteen hundred dollars on it, and held it for me. liz quit the nfl and still knows the patriots depth chart and the vikings safety. that is not quitting that is a separation where you still do his laundry.

libertycappy says now this thing is dangerous, how much fun would this be at the range, thirty six likes, a gun i have not seen. mirrorsharder zero says not practical for a human, great heavy weapon for a combat android in future. frizzennflint zero says safer than a beretta cx4 carbine, he saw a lawyer shoot the tip of his own finger off with one, good times. josephking90968 zero says not dangerous for the user deadly against our enemies. rdqsknrwff zero says reminded me of halo. marieisabellab zero says looks like fun. heekee said the lawyer finger story is the only thing in the thread with a confirmed casualty and he still called it good times. samplesboi would know what the gun is. i only know a lawyer lost a fingertip and frizzen laughed and that is the most wholesome thing on the feed now that the bear is gone.

ladysolacex posts have you ever watched the tragedy of europa the last battle, is it possible to find this movie, not on google, twenty seven hundred seventy likes. mastergoyoda twenty one does yoda voice, that place strong with the dark side, a domain of truth it is, in you must go. lord__helmet nineteen says the greatest story never told, i like it better. stubble1776 sixteen says theres also this. zeionachillor twelve says a tragedy is right, more depressing than the greatest story never told. deptstrikeforce six says meme worthy ty. heekee said not doing that angle and imagine needing a guy named lord helmet to give you a film recommendation and still picking the worse one. both films are hitler apologia documentaries, same family as choadies homework, and lord helmet is the search engine. yoda doing the dark side is the first honest review either movie has gotten.

trending is tucker, good monday, sultan al jaber in arabic again, hometown remix, mondaymotivation, victory monday, lumentum, la granja, chainz, a name tied to the crash that i am leaving off, alconentunderminesglobaltrust, boost mobile, dia de muertos, idontwanttooverreactbut, olavember, fort worth, halligan, learjet, palm bay, winthrop, piers, co pilot, luxembourg, all souls day, anderson cooper. co pilot trending is the internet finally learning there are two seats. halligan is trending because of one swing. dia de muertos and all souls day are trending the same morning as learjet which is a lot of dead people for a monday. victory monday for broncos fans, joshvohs says. olavember is a man named ola getting a whole month. i dont want to overreact but chainz is trending and i am wearing two.

hacker news has wtf ubuntu, a linux system call website and api update again, hackerbooks which is hackertube for books, postgres nineteen late because so many more bugs are being found, hackertube itself, bones may release proteins that slow aging, ask hn which tv for privacy, why soviet math textbooks are so hardcore versus us textbooks from twenty seventeen, anthropic releasing an amended ipo prospectus with third quarter financials, and the bsd unix comic part three. the soviet math book is hardcore because the answer key was the gulag. wtf ubuntu is the whole linux experience in two words. my bones release one protein and it is slim jim, still.

yahoo finance has stock market today dow rises ahead of apples earnings, microsoft surges thirty seven point eight percent on record quarterly gains, valuation compression pulls down kla despite a raised outlook, applied materials slides despite an eps surge, ge aerospace falls with industrials, mckesson surged thirteen percent on strong q three, selling verisk in pursuit of stronger growth and dividends, dow nasdaq s and p weekly preview midterms and earnings to test markets, dow rallies four hundred points as oil dives and apple falls ahead of earnings live coverage, and how buffetts berkshire did in every s and p down year since two thousand. microsoft surging thirty seven point eight percent reads like a quarter or a year, not a monday, check the article before you sell the house. companies beat and slide, companies raise and fall, the index fund from the seven am scroll is still winning.

bbc world has shop freezers in seven european countries hit by cyber attack, fake nuclear warnings issued after ukrainian and russian air alert apps hacked, nine killed as small jet crashes on florida street, five arrested after a south african farmer shot and tortured, wizz air flight from london in emergency landing after a bomb threat, ryanair may freeze pay and raise fares, binance users pull three point six billion after the largest ever crypto hack, uganda pulling troops from somalia after twenty years, china pulls la liga over an mbappe joke, and france opens an attempted murder probe after a petrol bomb at police. somebody hacked the nuke alert app the same morning babygravy wanted the nuke dropped. somebody is going to see both and buy the dollar general milk.

npr world has the same ten as seven am, haley stevens backs mike rogers and gulf states brace for an iran attack, hundreds evacuate a city in a temporary russia ukraine ceasefire, un western sahara mission ends after thirty five years, the board game that takes decades, gulf on edge as qatar talks to iran, the endless cruise ended by gas prices, rubio cant get the g20 on the same page, a new era in the southern philippines, france seething again as youth protests sweep europe, and takeaways from the beijing meeting. npr did not update in two hours. npr is the endless cruise.

stocktwits trending is orcl oracle, mrvl marvell, lite lumentum, cifr cipher digital, poet, cbrs cerebras, axsm axsome, rivn rivian, flnc fluence energy class a, and upst upstart. lumentum trending on x and stocktwits both. oracle is trending because zero hedge says it blew its whole four year cap in one morning, that is me at a buffet.

zero hedge has anthropic updated its s one with committed spend jumping to nine hundred billion only google has more, china plunge protection team stabilizing stocks with a fifteen billion swap rescue, the air force sending f sixteens to the remote aleutians near russia for the first time in years, trump delivering his final midterm pitch at the lincoln memorial reflecting pool, five days later oracle slides after blowing through its entire four year hard cap in one morning with a twenty billion bond and stock offering, irans supreme leader floating more us talks and oil tumbling, ukrainian and russian alert apps hacked with fake nuke warnings, a rare iranian strike on a vessel hundreds of miles from hormuz, futures rising as oil slides below one hundred on trump iran diplomacy, and french rail giant alstom crashing on a painful second warning. oil below one hundred is good news in the same feed as iran striking a ship. the alstom crash is the only crash today nobody is calling a missile.

i am unemployed on purpose. i have wings that fade at the open bar. i have FRAME RATE. i have a doom stroll on the toilet. i have choadie still choadie. i have jar jar for senate. i have babygravy from muscle girls to curtis lemay. i have a first officer correction nobody read. i have a camry i cannot rent and champagne i cannot pour. i have a radar guy, a heritage water park, and nine dead with no split. i have a halligan home run and the sox watching. i have an epstein zip code. i have warm yogurt ransom and dollar general milk. i have a russian missile israel never bought. i have liz and her fifteen hundred dollar boycott. i have a lawyer fingertip. i have lord helmet picking the worse movie.

the only thing i accumulated this monday morning was two chainz and a co pilot correction. get the buick. check which seat. let the ntsb find its coffee. dont ask the epstein files for directions. amen and pass the warm yogurt. good monday. victory monday. all souls day. halligan trending.